cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot
you smooth fucker
This literally needs to come back and get more recognition. theverbtumble
Hey so I covered Product of a Murderer on my miniature bouzouki. Tell me what ya think!
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His only talent is being a douche.
Well if people wanna constantly bother him I don’t see why he wouldn’t be. Plus he pulls the funniest comebacks out of his ass I swear.
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